Tuesday, December 9, 2008

How Dare Thee!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail you are pathetic! To make a mockery of the greatest and loyalest knight of them all, Sir Bors. I would massacre that little bunny rabbit with my long shaft of death. To have such a small insignificant creature jump up and rip thy head off is an insult, a joke, an abomination. I would shred that little rabbit and make rabbit soup or rabbit pie or even rabbit "Benedict Arthur". Oh the great Sir Bors shall have vengeance on this Monty Python. I shall make Monty Python pay for this great mistake that he has made. The one mention of myself and my head gets severed by a rabbit. Unbelievable! Vengeance will be mine!

2 comments:

Bertilak's Lady said...

Ha! I'm so glad that the knights of the round table finally get depicted as what they really are. Incompetent, good for nothing, lacking in valor. Monty Python...it's hilarious, and its sad at the same time because it's just a depiction of how the knights really are!

Darcy said...

Bors if it will make you feel better. I do not think a rabbit could bite your head off, except perhaps a might vicious brute like in the movie. I could make you a girdle if you would like. That way even if he does you can still walk away. Maybe you can frighten the offending rabbit to death.